The Chip-and-Release Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- A mysterious flag erases Sims's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Sims is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sims's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.