The Blocking Assignment Hex of Ben Sims
Ben Sims · SEA · TE
“Sims gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sims's week
- Sims will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Sims scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sims, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Sims in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Sims is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Sims actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.