The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Dicker warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
90%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dicker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.