The Phantom Flag Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Dicker, Dicker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.