The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Dicker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
84%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dicker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.