The Blown Coverage Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Panthers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
90%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Panthers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.