The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
73%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Waller, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.