The Snap Count Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Fitzgerald gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fitzgerald's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.