The Phantom Flag Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Fitzgerald. Fitzgerald does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fitzgerald, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.