The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers defense
“The Panthers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Carolina Panthers defense's week
- The Panthers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Panthers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
88%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Panthers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carolina Panthers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carolina Panthers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carolina Panthers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.