The Late Scratch Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Goedert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Goedert, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.