The Blocking Assignment Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“Kincaid is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Kincaid is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
- Kincaid gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kincaid drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.