The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“Kincaid is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kincaid's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Kincaid will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
80%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kincaid drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.