The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Rookie Stowers gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Stowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Stowers has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
87%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.