The Late Scratch Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Texans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
82%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Texans drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.