The Mystery Tweak Hex of Houston Texans
Houston Texans defense
“The Texans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Houston Texans defense's week
- The Texans defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Texans defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
82%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Texans drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Nico Collins
- David Montgomery
- Marvin Harrison Jr.
- Dalton Schultz
- C.J. Stroud
- Woody Marks
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Kayshon Boutte
- Tank Dell
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse Houston Texans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Houston Texans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Houston Texans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.