The Late Scratch Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Saints defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
75%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Saints's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.