The Snap Count Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Tyson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tyson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.