The Blown Coverage Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Saints defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
83%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Saints scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Jordyn Tyson
- Tyler Shough
- Juwan Johnson
- Alvin Kamara
- Audric Estime
- Devaughn Vele
- Charlie Smyth
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.