The Prevent Defense Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Saints defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
81%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Saints, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.