The Blown Coverage Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Saints offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
90%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Saints's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.