The Garbage-Time Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Giants defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
75%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Giants scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Malik Nabers
- Cam Skattebo
- Isaiah Likely
- Theo Johnson
- Darnell Mooney
- Malachi Fields
- J.J. McCarthy
- Dominic Zvada
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.