The Hamstring Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fields's stadium. Only over Fields.
91%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fields's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.