The Mystery Tweak Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Giants defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
78%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Giants drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.