The Garbage-Time Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Giants defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
92%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Giants drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.