The Late Scratch Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Kallerup goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kallerup, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.