The Blocking Assignment Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kallerup's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kallerup will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kallerup scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.