The Chip-and-Release Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- A mysterious flag erases Kallerup's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kallerup, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.