The Snap Count Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Kallerup sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kallerup's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.