The Late Scratch Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“The broadcast shows Kallerup on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Kallerup will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kallerup's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.