The Invisible Route Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Gadsden gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
82%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gadsden, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.