The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Oronde Gadsden
Oronde Gadsden · LAC · TE
“Gadsden gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gadsden's week
- Gadsden sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Gadsden spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
90%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Gadsden scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Oronde Gadsden in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Oronde Gadsden is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Oronde Gadsden actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.