The Hamstring Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Freiermuth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Freiermuth's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.