The Blocking Assignment Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Freiermuth's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Freiermuth scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.