The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Freiermuth lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
82%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Freiermuth, Freiermuth, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.