The Chip-and-Release Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Freiermuth's stadium. Only over Freiermuth.
- Freiermuth will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Freiermuth scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.