The Snap Count Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Eagles will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
92%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Eagles, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Saquon Barkley
- DeVonta Smith
- Makai Lemon
- Dallas Goedert
- Eli Stowers
- Dontayvion Wicks
- Jake Elliott
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.