The Garbage-Time Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Eagles defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
76%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Eagles drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.