The Blown Coverage Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Eagles defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
85%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Eagles, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.