The Prevent Defense Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Eagles defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
88%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Eagles's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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- Saquon Barkley
- DeVonta Smith
- Makai Lemon
- Dallas Goedert
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- Jake Elliott
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- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.