The Blown Coverage Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Eagles defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
79%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Eagles's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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- Makai Lemon
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.