The Bad Spot Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Eagles defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Eagles's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.