The Late Scratch Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Eagles offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
86%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eagles, Eagles, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.