The Blown Coverage Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Eagles defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
79%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Eagles's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.