The Prevent Defense Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Eagles will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
88%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Eagles, drop it, trip it, fall!
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Hex someone else
- Saquon Barkley
- DeVonta Smith
- Makai Lemon
- Dallas Goedert
- Eli Stowers
- Dontayvion Wicks
- Jake Elliott
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.