The Late Scratch Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Eagles defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
91%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Eagles, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.