The Blown Coverage Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Eagles defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
75%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Eagles's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.