The Bad Spot Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Eagles defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
89%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Eagles's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.