The Mystery Tweak Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Eagles defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
85%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Eagles's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.