The Phantom Flag Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Eagles defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
75%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Eagles drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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Hex someone else
- Saquon Barkley
- DeVonta Smith
- Makai Lemon
- Dallas Goedert
- Eli Stowers
- Dontayvion Wicks
- Jake Elliott
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.